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iamtherealsherlockholmes:

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

carpe jugulum - Seize the throat

(Fonte: caffeineandcartridges, via ohcalamites)

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vuelie:

wearing a blanket around the house like

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(via missladystarstruck)

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microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

(via tokomon)

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extrabigrnac:

them victorians getting hella turnt

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(via amandasux)

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offensed:

were gonna

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to the top

(via crunchier)

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plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

(Fonte: saintkitten, via cas-the-cherry-pie)

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iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

(via letsgetr0wdyy)

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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(via polixena)

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bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

(via up-roar)

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